A Telemarketer's Introduction
Saturday, December 13, 2008 at 11:07AM 
Yesterday I received a telemarketer's phone call and the following is my personal interpretation of his intro. It goes like this:
"Hello ma’am! We would like to waste several minutes of your time to tell you about an EXCITING offer that will not make any sense at the beginning and will take a long time to explain, but eventually I’ll get to the point.
The thing is that we would like to screw you badly with charges for a useless product that you don’t really need. So if you give me your address, bank account number, driver's license, social security and a copy of your citizenship and passport, we will go ahead and mail you a ton of garbage for free for six months! But if you’re not completely satisfied, you can cancel at any time before then...
…because we are SURE that by that time, you’ve already forgotten about this conversation and everything else, allowing us to send you a large bill.
We KNOW you’re excited about this… we are too. But first, how about completing a two-hour survey?"
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